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Two cheap stops, the walk between them, and the last train home. Pick a start and we’ll line up the
night.
Just one place? See what’s cheap near you right now , and how long you’ve got.
The evening
Walks are timed along the grid at an easy 3 mph. Two stops, not three: a third is where a plan
becomes a schedule somebody has to obey.
5 nights that work 108 min Wurst Behavior → Fuller's Pub
16:00–16:45 Wurst Behavior, Irving Park · 16:57–18:00 Fuller's Pub, Irving Park (12 min walk)
One of these doesn’t print a price, so there’s no total.
Happy hour, weekdays 4 to 6pm · Happy hour, weekdays 3 to 6pm
108 min Fuller's Pub → Wurst Behavior
16:00–16:45 Fuller's Pub, Irving Park · 16:57–18:00 Wurst Behavior, Irving Park (12 min walk)
One of these doesn’t print a price, so there’s no total.
Happy hour, weekdays 3 to 6pm · Happy hour, weekdays 4 to 6pm
104 min Wurst Behavior → ERIS Brewery and Cider House
16:00–16:45 Wurst Behavior, Irving Park · 17:01–18:00 ERIS Brewery and Cider House, Irving Park (16 min walk)
$8 printed across both, before tax, tip and anything else.
Happy hour, weekdays 4 to 6pm · Friday, $6 draft cider and beer, $7 appetizers, noon to 6pm
104 min ERIS Brewery and Cider House → Wurst Behavior
16:00–16:45 ERIS Brewery and Cider House, Irving Park · 17:01–18:00 Wurst Behavior, Irving Park (16 min walk)
$8 printed across both, before tax, tip and anything else.
Friday, $6 draft cider and beer, $7 appetizers, noon to 6pm · Happy hour, weekdays 4 to 6pm
104 min ERIS Brewery and Cider House → Gracie O'Malley's Portage Park
16:00–16:45 ERIS Brewery and Cider House, Irving Park · 17:01–18:00 Gracie O'Malley's Portage Park, Portage Park (16 min walk)
One of these doesn’t print a price, so there’s no total.
Friday, $6 draft cider and beer, $7 appetizers, noon to 6pm · Happy hour, weekdays 3 to 6pm
Sorted by time sitting down. Anything that outlasts the last train goes to the bottom, not away: you
can still do those, you’re just getting a cab.
What this can’t tell you
Whether there’s a table. Whether the kitchen’s still on. Whether the second place has a line at nine
on a Friday. None of that is in any record we can fetch, so none of it is claimed here. A place we
can’t put on the map is left out too, because the walk between two stops is the whole trick and a
guessed one would still print as minutes.
How a deal earns a light.