In Force · Chicago

From 16:00 · CT

Tonight

Two cheap stops, the walk between them, and the last train home. Pick a start and we’ll line up the night.

Just one place? See what’s cheap near you right now, and how long you’ve got.

The evening

Walks are timed along the grid at an easy 3 mph. Two stops, not three: a third is where a plan becomes a schedule somebody has to obey.

26 nights that work

  1. Small Bar → The Whistler

    16:00–17:41 Small Bar, Avondale · 18:00–20:30 The Whistler, Logan Square (19 min walk)

    $3 printed across both, before tax, tip and anything else.

    Friday, $3 Hamm's and shots, $6 drafts, $8 wine, 2 to 7pm · Live music, no cover, from 6pm to 2am

  2. Small Bar → Reed's Local

    16:00–16:53 Small Bar, Avondale · 17:00–19:30 Reed's Local, Avondale (7 min walk)

    $7 printed across both, before tax, tip and anything else.

    Friday, $3 Hamm's and shots, $6 drafts, $8 wine, 2 to 7pm · Can of Hamm's with a shot of Old Crow for $4, daily special

  3. Reed's Local → Edelweiss Tavern

    17:00–17:45 Reed's Local, Avondale · 18:05–20:35 Edelweiss Tavern, Avondale (20 min walk)

    $6 printed across both, before tax, tip and anything else.

    Can of Hamm's with a shot of Old Crow for $4, daily special · PBR bottles $2.00, daily special

  4. Edelweiss Tavern → Reed's Local

    16:00–16:45 Edelweiss Tavern, Avondale · 17:05–19:35 Reed's Local, Avondale (20 min walk)

    $6 printed across both, before tax, tip and anything else.

    PBR bottles $2.00, daily special · Can of Hamm's with a shot of Old Crow for $4, daily special

  5. Eden → Reed's Local

    17:00–17:45 Eden, Avondale · 17:57–20:27 Reed's Local, Avondale (12 min walk)

    $9 printed across both, before tax, tip and anything else.

    $8 frozens, $10 old fashioned and wine, $5 beer, Wednesday to Friday 5 to 6pm · Can of Hamm's with a shot of Old Crow for $4, daily special

  6. Tune-Up → Edelweiss Tavern

    16:00–16:45 Tune-Up, Avondale · 16:46–19:16 Edelweiss Tavern, Avondale (1 min walk)

    One of these doesn’t print a price, so there’s no total.

    Half-price happy hour, weekdays 4 to 7pm · PBR bottles $2.00, daily special

  7. Central Park Bar → Edelweiss Tavern

    16:00–16:45 Central Park Bar, Avondale · 16:57–19:27 Edelweiss Tavern, Avondale (12 min walk)

    One of these doesn’t print a price, so there’s no total.

    Half-price happy hour drinks · PBR bottles $2.00, daily special

  8. Central Park Bar → El Asadero Colombiano #2

    16:00–16:45 Central Park Bar, Avondale · 17:02–19:32 El Asadero Colombiano #2, Bucktown (17 min walk)

    One of these doesn’t print a price, so there’s no total.

    Half-price happy hour drinks · Bring your own bottle, every day 10am to 9pm

  9. Tune-Up → Reed's Local

    16:00–16:45 Tune-Up, Avondale · 17:05–19:35 Reed's Local, Avondale (20 min walk)

    One of these doesn’t print a price, so there’s no total.

    Half-price happy hour, weekdays 4 to 7pm · Can of Hamm's with a shot of Old Crow for $4, daily special

  10. Edelweiss Tavern → Tune-Up

    16:00–16:45 Edelweiss Tavern, Avondale · 16:46–19:00 Tune-Up, Avondale (1 min walk)

    One of these doesn’t print a price, so there’s no total.

    PBR bottles $2.00, daily special · Half-price happy hour, weekdays 4 to 7pm

  11. Central Park Bar → Tune-Up

    16:00–16:45 Central Park Bar, Avondale · 16:57–19:00 Tune-Up, Avondale (12 min walk)

    One of these doesn’t print a price, so there’s no total.

    Half-price happy hour drinks · Half-price happy hour, weekdays 4 to 7pm

  12. Tune-Up → Central Park Bar

    16:00–16:45 Tune-Up, Avondale · 16:57–19:00 Central Park Bar, Avondale (12 min walk)

    One of these doesn’t print a price, so there’s no total.

    Half-price happy hour, weekdays 4 to 7pm · Half-price happy hour drinks

These are the top 12. 14 more work too, ranked the same way.

Sorted by time sitting down. Anything that outlasts the last train goes to the bottom, not away: you can still do those, you’re just getting a cab.

What this can’t tell you

Whether there’s a table. Whether the kitchen’s still on. Whether the second place has a line at nine on a Friday. None of that is in any record we can fetch, so none of it is claimed here. A place we can’t put on the map is left out too, because the walk between two stops is the whole trick and a guessed one would still print as minutes. How a deal earns a light.