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What’s cheap near you right now, and how long you’ve got.

Pick your neighborhood. We’ll time the walk to each place and tell you how long you’ll have once you’re there.

Looking ahead: this is the schedule for a time that hasn’t come yet. Back to right now.

PROJECTED 15 places scheduled nearby at 16:00 first to close 17:00, Federales Logan Square

Distances run from the middle of what we have verified in Logan Square, which is not the centre of the neighborhood and moves as coverage changes. The walk follows the Chicago grid at 3 miles an hour, so it reads longer than the straight line and longer still than a route that catches a diagonal.

  1. Friday 3-5pm happy hour 1h left Federales Logan Square, Logan Square $8 printed 0.1 mi out, about 4 min on the grid · 15:00-17:00 · federaleslogan.com
  2. Friday, $30 bottomless beers, cocktails and a Park Burger, 4 to 6pm 2h left Park & Field, Logan Square $30 printed 0.5 mi out, about 10 min on the grid · 16:00-18:00 · parkandfieldchicago.com
  3. $8 cocktails Friday-Sunday 3-5pm 1h left Scofflaw, Logan Square $8 printed 0.6 mi out, about 13 min on the grid · 15:00-17:00 · scofflawchicago.com
  4. Friday, $3 Hamm's and shots, $6 drafts, $8 wine, 2 to 7pm 3h left Small Bar, Avondale, bordering $3 printed 0.7 mi out, about 15 min on the grid · 14:00-19:00 · theoriginalsmallbar.com
  5. $4 bottles, $5 drafts, $8 featured cocktail, weekdays 4 to 7pm 3h left Surge Billiards Logan Square, Logan Square $4 printed 0.8 mi out, about 16 min on the grid · 16:00-19:00 · surgebilliards.com
  6. Bring your own bottle, every day 10am to 9pm 5h left El Asadero Colombiano #2, Bucktown, bordering no printed price 0.8 mi out, about 17 min on the grid · 10:00-21:00 · elasaderocolombiano2.com
  7. $2 oysters, $6 drafts, $10 cocktails, Sun to Fri 3 to 5pm 1h left BiXi Beer, Logan Square $2 printed no position on file, so no walk is measured · 15:00-17:00 · bixi.beer
  8. Half-price happy hour drinks 3h left Central Park Bar, Avondale, bordering no printed price 0.9 mi out, about 26 min on the grid · 16:00-19:00 · centralparkbarchicago.com About 26 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
  9. Classic lime margarita 10 and Modelo or XX Amber 5, Wednesday to Sunday 4 to 6pm 2h left Manchamanteles, Bucktown, bordering no printed price 1.0 mi out, about 29 min on the grid · 16:00-18:00 · manchamantelesrestaurant.com About 29 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
  10. Half-price drinks 3h left Remedy, Bucktown, bordering no printed price 1.1 mi out, about 32 min on the grid · 16:00-19:00 · remedybarchicago.com About 32 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
  11. PBR bottles $2.00, daily special 10h left Edelweiss Tavern, Avondale, bordering $2 printed 1.3 mi out, about 38 min on the grid · 14:00-02:00 · edelweisstavern.net About 38 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
  12. Half-price happy hour, weekdays 4 to 7pm 3h left Tune-Up, Avondale, bordering no printed price 1.3 mi out, about 38 min on the grid · 16:00-19:00 · tuneupchicago.com About 38 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
  13. $5 Asahi and sake bombs, $6 wine and Aperol Spritz, Monday to Friday 3 to 6pm 2h left Little Wok, Wicker Park, bordering $4 printed 2.1 mi out, about 59 min on the grid · 15:00-18:00 · little-wok.com About 59 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
  14. Half-price happy hour, $9 beer and shot combos 2h left Easy Bar, Wicker Park, bordering $9 printed 2.1 mi out, about 59 min on the grid · 16:00-18:00 · easybarchicago.com About 59 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
  15. Free conservatory admission for Chicago residents 1h left Garfield Park Conservatory, Humboldt Park, bordering free 2.7 mi out, about 63 min on the grid · 10:00-17:00 · garfieldconservatory.org About 63 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.

Held back from the reading: 8 you couldn’t reach in time, kept at the bottom; 1 we can’t put on the map, so no walk time.

Two other readings

  • A group, at an hour you name

    Four of you at quarter past six, with the printed price multiplied out per head and across the party. Meet holds arithmetic this page has no business doing for one person.

  • A whole evening, and whether you get home

    Two rooms strung together, the walk between them measured, and the last direct train checked against the hour the second one shuts. Tonight holds the evening this page does not.

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What this cannot tell you

Whether there is a table. Whether the kitchen is still on. Whether the second room has a queue at nine on a Friday. None of that is in any record we can fetch, so none of it is claimed here.

The walk is a grid distance at a deliberately slow pace, not a curb, elevator or accessible-route audit, and it starts from the plate rather than from your doorstep. Tax, tip, queues and unsourced minimum purchases are not invented into a printed figure. A window with no dollar figure printed on its source is never read as the cheap one.

Nothing about you is stored and nothing is asked of your device: the whole of what you said is in the link, which is also how you hand this reading to somebody else. Every row links to its slip, with the source and the day it was last read, and how a deal earns a light is written down. The desk carries what could not be confirmed.