Near · In Force · Chicago
What’s cheap near you right now, and how long you’ve got.
Pick your neighborhood. We’ll time the walk to each place and tell you how long you’ll have once you’re there.
Looking ahead: this is the schedule for a time that hasn’t come yet. Back to right now.
PROJECTED 24 places scheduled nearby at 16:00 first to close 17:00, Tuco & Blondie
Distances run from the middle of what we have verified in Lakeview, which is not the centre of the neighborhood and moves as coverage changes. The walk follows the Chicago grid at 3 miles an hour, so it reads longer than the straight line and longer still than a route that catches a diagonal.
- $6 mini tacos, margaritas, drafts and frosé, weekdays 3 to 5pm 1h left Tuco & Blondie, Lakeview $6 printed 0.2 mi out, about 6 min on the grid · 15:00-17:00 · tucoandblondie.com
- $3 Revolution cans, $5 call shots on Fridays 10h left Lincoln Tap Room, Lakeview $3 printed 0.3 mi out, about 8 min on the grid · 15:00-02:00 · lincolntaproom.com
- $10 cocktails and $9 wine, Friday 4 to 5pm 1h left Figo Wine Bar, Lakeview $9 printed 0.4 mi out, about 9 min on the grid · 16:00-17:00 · figowinebar.com
- $5 call cocktails and domestic drafts, weekdays 3 to 6pm 2h left The Butcher's Tap, Wrigleyville, bordering $5 printed 0.4 mi out, about 10 min on the grid · 15:00-18:00 · thebutcherstap.com
- 8 plates for $8, $8 cocktails, $7 wine, $5 drafts, Wednesday to Sunday 4 to 6.30pm 2h 30m left Port & Park Bistro, Wrigleyville, bordering $5 printed 1.0 mi out, about 21 min on the grid · 16:00-18:30 · portandparkchicago.com
- $3 PBR, $4 Tecate, $5-8 wine, $7-12 appetizers, weekdays 4 to 6pm 2h left Wilde Bar & Restaurant, Lakeview $3 printed 0.9 mi out, about 21 min on the grid · 16:00-18:00 · wildechicago.com
- $4 Miller Lite, $5 Stella, $6 wine and well drinks, $6.95 bites, weekdays 3 to 6pm 2h left George Street Pub, Lakeview $4 printed 0.8 mi out, about 22 min on the grid · 15:00-18:00 · gspchicago.com
- Half-price drinks for Friday Afternoon Club members, 3-6pm 2h left Clover Lincoln Park, Lakeview no printed price 0.8 mi out, about 24 min on the grid · 15:00-18:00 · cloverlincolnpark.com
- $9 spritzes and $10 espresso martinis, Monday to Friday 3 to 6pm 2h left Homeslice, Lincoln Park, bordering $9 printed no position on file, so no walk is measured · 15:00-18:00 · happycamper.pizza
- Half price drinks Friday and Saturday 4 to 6pm 2h left aliveOne, Lincoln Park, bordering no printed price no position on file, so no walk is measured · 16:00-18:00 · aliveone.com
- Happy hour wine, cocktails, beer, and small plates 2h left Le Sud, Lakeview no printed price 1.2 mi out, about 28 min on the grid · 16:00-18:00 · lesudchicago.com About 28 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
- $8 house margaritas, $5 Mexican drafts, half-price appetizers, weekdays 4 to 6pm 2h left El Mariachi Tequila Bar & Grill, Wrigleyville, bordering $5 printed 1.1 mi out, about 30 min on the grid · 16:00-18:00 · elmariachitequilabar.com About 30 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
- Free admission 1h left DePaul Art Museum, Lincoln Park, bordering free 1.2 mi out, about 31 min on the grid · 11:00-17:00 · resources.depaul.edu About 31 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
- $10 ice cream, spam musubi and macaroni salad plate, Tuesday to Friday 2 to 5pm 1h left Aloha Eats, Lincoln Park, bordering $10 printed 1.3 mi out, about 37 min on the grid · 14:00-17:00 · alohaeats.com About 37 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
- $6 taps and $10 apps, weekdays 3-6pm 2h left The Bad Apple, Lincoln Park, bordering $6 printed 1.4 mi out, about 40 min on the grid · 15:00-18:00 · badapplebar.com About 40 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
- $7 glasses of wine, Fridays 4-6pm 2h left Gaslight, Lincoln Park, bordering $7 printed 1.4 mi out, about 40 min on the grid · 16:00-18:00 · gaslightbar.com About 40 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
- Friday drink specials, $8 Old Style and a shot 10h left Carol's Pub, Uptown, bordering $8 printed 1.8 mi out, about 41 min on the grid · 14:00-02:00 · carolspub.com About 41 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
- $4 Fireball and Miller Lite, $6 Chicago Hand Shake, Monday to Friday 3 to 6pm 2h left The Ravenswood Tavern, Lakeview $4 printed 1.6 mi out, about 43 min on the grid · 15:00-18:00 · theravenswoodtavern.com About 43 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
- $1.50 pintxos, $3-5 tapas, $4 Estrella, $23 sangria pitchers 2h left Cafe Ba-Ba-Reeba!, Lincoln Park, bordering $1.50 printed 1.6 mi out, about 44 min on the grid · 16:00-18:00 · cafebabareeba.com About 44 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
- $4 beer, $5 wine, $10 martinis, $5 wagyu burger 2h left Summer House, Lincoln Park, bordering $4 printed 1.7 mi out, about 46 min on the grid · 15:00-18:00 · summerhouserestaurants.com About 46 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
- Happy hour, Tuesday to Friday 4 to 6pm 2h left Soul Prime, Lincoln Park, bordering no printed price 1.7 mi out, about 46 min on the grid · 16:00-18:00 · soulprimechicago.com About 46 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
- Free zoo 1h left Lincoln Park Zoo, Lincoln Park, bordering free 1.8 mi out, about 50 min on the grid · 08:00-17:00 · lpzoo.org About 50 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
- Free zoo admission, no reservation needed 1h left Lincoln Park Zoo, Lincoln Park, bordering free 1.8 mi out, about 50 min on the grid · 08:00-17:00 · lpzoo.org About 50 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
- $7 fried pickles at happy hour, Monday to Friday 3 to 6pm 2h left Corcoran's Grill & Pub, Lincoln Park, bordering $7 printed 2.5 mi out, about 68 min on the grid · 15:00-18:00 · corcoransoldtown.com About 68 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
- Free admission for Illinois residents 18 and under 30m left Chicago History Museum, Lincoln Park, bordering free 2.6 mi out, about 72 min on the grid · 09:30-16:30 · chicagohistory.org About 72 min on the grid, longer than the 25 min walk you asked for.
Held back from the reading: 15 you couldn’t reach in time, kept at the bottom; 2 we can’t put on the map, so no walk time.
Two other readings
- A group, at an hour you name
Four of you at quarter past six, with the printed price multiplied out per head and across the party. Meet holds arithmetic this page has no business doing for one person.
- A whole evening, and whether you get home
Two rooms strung together, the walk between them measured, and the last direct train checked against the hour the second one shuts. Tonight holds the evening this page does not.
Both links carry what you have already said, in the words those pages use. Neither of them asks you for it again.
What this cannot tell you
Whether there is a table. Whether the kitchen is still on. Whether the second room has a queue at nine on a Friday. None of that is in any record we can fetch, so none of it is claimed here.
The walk is a grid distance at a deliberately slow pace, not a curb, elevator or accessible-route audit, and it starts from the plate rather than from your doorstep. Tax, tip, queues and unsourced minimum purchases are not invented into a printed figure. A window with no dollar figure printed on its source is never read as the cheap one.
Nothing about you is stored and nothing is asked of your device: the whole of what you said is in the link, which is also how you hand this reading to somebody else. Every row links to its slip, with the source and the day it was last read, and how a deal earns a light is written down. The desk carries what could not be confirmed.